Hey! It's only January 3rd, 2019 so you still have plenty of time to grab my new Creepsville Clown Calendar! This calendar is filled with vintage clown pictures sure to make your skin crawl and your thoughts turn to those horrific days of childhood when you were standing on the street waiting for the annual Dairy Parade to lumber by when some shouted "Look! Here comes a clown!"
Well, maybe that's just me.
The Creepsville Clown Calendar is available for $20.00 HERE in my Etsy shop or send an e-mail to email@example.com, subject line clown calendar.